When something funny happens and it is unexpected the symbol is this (*^*).
"Holy crap dude that was a big DOOK right there!"
"You are telling me."
Referring to someone who is doing something weird or is just weird
Hear dooks. Look at dooks over there.
To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.
Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.
The residue of dookie left on something. Pants, the toilet, your hand....
"I have dook-res on my undies."
A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.
If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.
When you shit on a Duke University basketball player mid game and bitch slap them.