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Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
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The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.
An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.
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Boy: When I grow up I wanna be just like Dustin Oteri!
Mom: I agree. He is one sexy man. mmmmhh
1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
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Dustin
A religious belief that Dustin James White is the true ruler of the universe. Incorporates dogma from many of the existing religions around the world.
"I converted to dustinism after talking to the diety himself"
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The thrustin dustin is a home made double ended butthole with a moustache attached to it so two gay dudes can bone it while gazing deeply into each others eyes and cum on each others dick head.
Cole: "Hey Scot, let's both bone this crazy little thing with a moustache on it and gaze into each others eyes deeply."
Scot: "Sounds great, make sure to cum on my dick head, and use a ridged hip thruster attachment on the thrustin dustin so we don't break our boners."
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A Great all-round fighter who lost recently to Charles Oliveira. He always fell up short to the title and is a former Interim Champion.
Man, Dustin Poirier will never be an Undisputed Champ.
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