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a bald headed bitch who thinks she is da shit N doesnt know when to shut da fuck up
dat whitney easter get on my damn nerves
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Leaving an Easter Basket is the act of shitting in a bucket at work, then carefully placing it somewhere close behind someone "busy". The smelly, stinky shit will eventually creep up on your mark, leaving him confused, and dumbfounded as to where that awful smell is coming from. When finally, he/she turns around to see where that smell is coming from, they find his/her surprise greeting them in the face. SURPRISE!!!!
Hey, let's go make an Easter Basket, and hide it for someone at work.
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When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.
I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.
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feces wrapped in toilet paper or some other type of wrapping which is then thrown at an unsuspecting victim.
I easter egged matt while he was in the shower.
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The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.
Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).
All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.
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A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.
regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.
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Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. Easter is a time of new beginnings, so it makes sense for resolutions to be made then.
Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. It's an Easter Resolution.
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