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When a gamer's parents attempt at having a better child than the gamer and it dies before being born.
"Hey, have you taken money from my wallet?"
"Your money is as existent as Ender's sister."
One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet, with the sweetest personality, the most beautiful face, and a near-holy voice. He might reject you if you try to date him, but he's so nice to you that you don't even feel bad; dnd even just the thought of him will comfort you in your darkest times.
Guy 1: Wow, Ender Rize is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: I know right? If only he loved me like I love him.
One of Nazi Germany's flawed projects. A very sad excuse for a human being who regularly posts infamous train animations and constantly complains about his YouTube revenue, which is what caused his subscriber count to grow and drop while being on the same first three subscriber count digits for months, which happened not once, not twice, but three times. He is an immature, contentious douchebag who engages in bullying innocents just because of very minor inconveniences, especially in 2020 when he used sock puppet accounts. Once he wrote an apology post, he faked it, which resulted in it dying pretty quickly. Even if he really did apologize, I would not want to accept it, knowing he'll fuck up again. Not even the absolute worst people would trust him. Not enough words? In February 4th 2022, his most controversial drawing was born. He wanted to make a "gift" for his so-called "girlfriend", but the "gift" was just a sexualized version of one of her OCs! What's even worse is that the girl in the drawing was barely 18 and she is also half-animal. He was begging and crying like a baby just to get to talk to her again. It's very fucking clear why she blocked you, Ender Bitch TV. He was racist, especially to black people, Indonesians and Russians. I did not make any of this up! I'm 100% honest! I'm glad that shit nugget quit YouTube and it's been more than one and a half months since he didn't post anything. Will he change or continue with the chaos?
Dave: What YouTuber have you binge-watched recently?
John: Ender Bean TV, of course! He makes the best animations known to man
Dave: What drugs were you taking?
Letting someone control to get a sense of belonging. Usually in a sexual way
Guy 1: "Yo, they got major daddy issues, know how I know?!"
Guy 2: " tell me, fam"
Guy 1: " I dirty endered that bitch"
The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"
Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!