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Honors English is equivalent to Hell.
This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.
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English humour is very dry and usually derogatory. We are a nation of piss takers which is very hard for foreigners to grasp which results, often, in offence being taken when it is not meant to offend
Alright Greg. Why are you wearing pyjamas for work you dick? Don't throw a hissy fit it's just English humour
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The place schools force you to go because they suck! The schooling system finds it *imperative* that we have to be able to analyze ancient epic poems and stupid stuff. Rated, on average, 0/69 🖕 😡
Me: "I have English class"
Everyone: "he has to waste his time"
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For an empire that fought so many wars over spices in India, and other foods in the americas and worldwide, you'd think that the food would actually have some flavour, or maybe even be edible. You would be wrong.
"why does the room smell so bad"
"someone ate english food in here"
"ah that explains it"
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When a girl gets railed by 5 men in one sitting. The men align in a star formation, aka the English Moon. One dick in the mouth, one in the right hand, one in the left hand, and now the men in the back align at precisely 45° angles and slide into this poor girls pussy and asshole. This is a quite complex maneuver, always make sure to trade up every so often so all guys get the full experience of the English Moon.
Hot damn, Avary is getting an English Moon by the offensive line!
Best line from Pulp Fiction.
English, motherfucker! Do- You- Speak- It?
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fine ass woman. shes a dime, top of the line, cute face, little waist, and a big behind.
look at that christy english!
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