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A small mid table Banter club
Dude 1: Hey did you watch the Arsenal FC game?
Dude 2: no, I don't watch mid table banter clubs
Arsenal FC are a small mid table Banter club
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Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!
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Imagine if Hitler and all his Nazi comrades got bored at their local during tha war and started a football team...that's Linfield FC. Hailing from the capital of OWC Norn Iron and a fetish for all things red , white and blue these Neo-Nazis are delusional. To put it politely if you ARE "An Ethnic race , a catholic , a republican , normal , not a huge fan of films like Green Street and The Football Factory and I.D , Gerry Adams , an member of the Cliftonville squad or any fan of ANY other football team...Linfield FC hate you"
Linfield FC : To quote the most well known Linfield fan on authentic reasons for his beheaviour against (London)Derry City FC, "King" Billy Carson Craig Paisley, "Aye fireworks , flares , Section F , the sash , the cry was no surrender but fuck'em they walked into the North-Stand". Also we tried for a description of what is Linfield fc from the fan they shout about a "Mr Alan Field" but alas nah.
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Trash team from England
did you hear? liverpool players do eachother in the ass!
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Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"
Away section at Chelsea FC
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The best football team outside the top 4 and the best team on the south coast. FA Cup winners and Asia Cup Winners Respectivly, and Runners up in the Community Sheild. Thier Local Rivals, Scumhampton, Are uber crap and are on the brink of going down into the non-league.
Play Up Pompey. :)
1- I support Portsmouth FC.
2- Oh really? i support southampton FC.
1- Who?
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Best team in England. Most succesful team in England. Team which has won more european cups than all other english sides put together. Won 5 of the 10 european cups a english based team has won. Rivals with manchester United and Everton fc and plays at Anfield.
Has won 18 League championships.
A part of the g14.
NB: This information will probably change as LFC win more. Being they are highly competitive and have great chance of winning trophies at this time.
"I support Liverpool fc".
"Yep, so do I".
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