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Unofficially the second most populous city in Connecticut (soon to be confirmed by census results). A great city that has driven economic growth and population expansion primarily through its focus on the finance and film industries. While commended nationally for its low crime rate, Stamford also serves as the unofficial PCP capital of Connecticut. The illicit substance's use has been prominent in low income areas of the city since the 1990's. However, in recent years the commonality of its use has rivaled that of marijuana. The issue has only recently come to light due to multiple high profile crimes committed by persons under the influence of this substance. These crimes included multiple intentional vehicular assaults targeting civilians and police officers as well as the shooting in the face of a police officer by an individual under the influence of PCP. In essence, the abuse of this substance has proliferated virtually unrecognized for nearly two decades and has only come to light recently due to high profile crimes involving the drug. Nonetheless, Stamford remains the safest large city in Connecticut despite the rampant PCP use that underlies its successes.
Tim: Dude, I wanna get fucked up tonight.
Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.
Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.
Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.
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Stamford is a beautiful city in connecticut, about 25 minutes from New York. Like every town or city it has its rich people, middle class, and poor. However, the most people here are generally well off. There are many nice parts of Stamford, and some bad parts further down. You can pretty much do anything, like shop, go to the movies, hike, and more. Guys and Girls seem to have a more prepped-out style and wear many different brands of clothing like Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, J. Crew, Abercrombie, Hollister, and more. The two main public high schools are Stamford High and Westhill. Both are good public schools and have made top lists. You will find many different types of people here from preppy to skaters.
ex. Stamford is a nice hard working city
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A city full of cocky dudes that work in finance and girls who think they're worth your time. It's overpriced like the rest of CT and should just give up.
Think of the worst possible place to live. See also hell. This is stamford
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A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.
Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."
Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
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A noun to describe one who judges with extreme bias. One who sees god's judgement inferior. This is due to the poser-inhabited town of Stamford, Connecticut. You can usually find a Stamford at Stamford High School, one of the many failing schools in Connecticut. Many people have noticed that trends in other states seem to start in Connecticut three years after their popularity. The biggest influence on the creation of a Stamford is the reality TV show, Jersey Shore. A Stamford can usually be seen sagging cheap skinny jeans and wearing fake polos and snapbacks hats. Many Stamfords cannot survive alone, for they are weak and unintelligent. That is why a Stamford is almost always seen in small groups consisting of 3-6 other Stamfords. Common belief is that there is always an alpha male or female in these groups. It is quite easy to spot one because the underlings always seem to cling to him/her.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.
John: "Hey James, whats up?"
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*
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stamford is where all the rich, pretty, smart bitches and hott niggas are..LEGIT! the kids pretty much get zooted 24/7. you'll be seeing high school kids smoking bogies and sippin on 40s everywhere. all the cool kids be postin up downtown at night on fridays or chillen at twin rinks in springdale, smoking blunts in the alleys.. everyone basically wears abercrombie, aeropostale, hollister, ed hardy and nike dunks. UGGS are the main thing for pretty bitches. everyone is just so rich that they spend benjamins on weed. stamford slang is the shit and no other state can understand us, urbandictionary is basically our lingo. bangers are our main hobby and theres probably one every single day. the people are mainly white albanians italians blacks and hispanics-dont fuck with them or theyll fuck you up. stamford is the shit so WE OUT? stamford high is so near downtown that the kids barely go to class and end up going to dunkin donuts or lightin up a bogie downtown.
yo stamford is the shit like legit dude
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