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When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
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When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
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The failed vase you made in ceramics
Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue
John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"
That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
Man I got that cucumber foreskin again
when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
jewy foreskin
a non jew that has been circumcised
jewy foreskin