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A skinny lanky odd looking species with inbred toes and dodgy barnet.
likes to venture out with members of the same sex also know as francsters little helpers
Generally this being has only one testicle and extremely bad toilet habits
i was walking down the high street the other day and nearly jumped out of my skin when i saw a franc coming out of the leather shop at the end of the road,
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A country that put the best European country, "Germany" in to recession for no god damn reason. The country smells like s*** and looks like S***. The people are very mean, rude and stuck up. Annoying accents. Bad people over all. And a major threat to my country, "Germany" They basically hate everything. don't car about any one but theirselves.
jerks,rude people, France, mean,smells
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A Country in Western Europe, that is known for it's culture involving Cheese, Bread, and Snails. Home to the tourist bait known as the Eiffel Tower, It's capital Paris is the biggest and capital city of France and is one of the most popular cities on Earth. France is a country that gets a bad reputation due to their laughable performance in World War 2, However the French army is no joke, and is the Fifth most powerful army in the world. France is home to around 60 Million people and is part of the European Union.
"Hey, didn't you go to Europe for Vacation?"
"Yep, Went to France and had a great time there, lovely people!"
"Doesn't France, like, lose ever war they're in?"
"No. No idea where you got that from."
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A European country that absolutely sucks ass. Don't go there. It's absolute shit. I'm begging you. It's the fucking worst.
Hey did you go to France for vacation?
No because I don't hate myself.
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A country on Europe that is known for surrendering a lot. Their flag is a surrender flag with a blue and red stripe on the sides.
Person 1:I'm from France
Person 2:Do you like baguettes.
Person 1:HELL YEAH
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A country that loves to bash America until they need our help taking care of terrorists that they practically invite to their country. Then once we save their ass, they continue to bash us again. They were also known for losing every single war when they weren't lead by Empolean.
If it wasn't for us, France would become Nazi Germany and everyone in France would be speaking German with Hitler as world leader.
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Glass Joe's origin. Thought to be the weakest country in warfare, but this is wrong. Petoria is actually the weakest country.
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
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