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Goat

They really are the 'Greatest of all time'. They're the most interesting, lovable and entertaining pets one could ever have. Not only is goats milk nutritionally wholesome, but it contains so many health benefits, much more than cow's milk. It strengthens your immunity, protects your heart, anti-inflammatory and prevents toxins from accumulating in the body which is caused by extreme flatulence caused by cows raised for beef and builds strong bones.

Contrary to popular belief, mythical stories and silly songs, Goats do not eat anything and everything that isn't bolted down nor will they eat shoes, shelves and tin cans. Fact is, Goats are very resourceful and true survivors. They are supremely picky and choosy and only settle for the most nutritious that's available. While other livestock such as Cows and sheep feed off low-quality forage, goats will be like "This is a joke right!, you don't expect me to eat this shit. I'll lay on it, maybe pee on it, but I'm not eating this crap, call the sheep to eat it". Goats eat the most nutritional part and leave the rest for the sheep to wipe out. They enjoy munching on fruit and vegetables, plants, raisins and seeds and alfalfa, kelp meal and baking soda to helps their digestive system and stops bloating.
Put in the effort and get yourself a goat, the benefits are enriching and rewarding and they make great pets.

Farmer: "Aren't these sheep sick of eating hay and Prince's dog food". "When the grass and weeds begin to sprout, I let them to forage but they prefer to eat rubbish"
Simone: "They're so used to eating low-grade hay and the goats remains, they're not capable of identifying good quality feed"
Farmer: "Yeah, I suppose so". Sheep might be fluffy, but they're freakin dumber than donkeys".
Simone: "We'll get rid of them after we shear them and invest in some goats, they're more beneficial. We can sell goats milk & Yoghurt, probiotic kefir, cheese, baby formula, goat soap, candles, beer, goat hide and mohair and cashmere".
Farmer: "Shit yeah, we'll be billionaires. We can sell the formula to the Asians!".

My Goat Dumbledore is truly the G.O.A.T.

by slurping jizz from a straw April 3, 2018


Goat

Greatest

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See that kind playing basketball he’s the goat

by The goatkid November 29, 2017


Goat

Refers to Greatest Of All Time

Yo can i get a dollar?
Yeah i go you.
Yo glooks your a GOAT.

by Im cracked May 11, 2019


No-Goat

When a goat doesn't like it

Jemmy: "Goat says it's a no-goat"
Goat: "No-Goat"
Sheep: "Why is our captain a crab"

Quiet

by Is it 2022 yet? April 11, 2021

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goate

when she has bigger balls than you

Bane fucked the Goate of Wallstreet to show him that she was the boss.

by Claytun on Radio One January 3, 2022


the goat

will let you know if someone has called you a lightweight and will pierce your ears. is a real g . very funny i will say and looks very preetty in wings lolz even if theyre 6tiny.

the goat is grace subwaygirl

by heeheehaahaalolz September 5, 2023


goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

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