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the shit that you get when you have just enough sex
that bitch has genital herpes
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cumming inside someone or something, male ejaculation, empty your balls, orgasm
sorry for the genital sneeze i just left inside you, can i genitally sneeze on your face.
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The secreations emitted from either male or female genitalia. Meaning the fluid from the genitals, when leaked or "spit" from said penis or vagina, can the be refered to as genital spits. IE: The white spots on your dark sheets....that your mom saw the other day, and started sweating you about. But you told her it was a milkshake, shame on you.
Me and my girlfriend got so hot and heavy in my car last night, we got our genital spits all over my backseat, and the passenger seat, the driver's seat, the sterring wheel, and just a couple of spots in the trunk.
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The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.
Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside
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euphamism for Herpes, simplexes A through C
Billy said he wouldn't sleep with me this week because he was having a visit from the Genital Gnomes.
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Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.
D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?
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A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
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