crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

wax glove

when you are getting head and before you nut you pull out and do it in your hand. then you slap the head giver in the face.

that bitch couldn't suck a dick so when i finally came i gave her a wax glove.

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Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

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glove compartment

The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"

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powder glove

A generous dusting of baby powder in one's hand, complimenting the
'slow jack' session. A very smooth and great-smelling experience.

-"What'd ya do today Bruce?"

-"Ahh nothing, just watched MTV and put on a POWDER GLOVE."

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Pussy Glove

A Female Condom, or someone who wears gloves when it's not that cold out.

I'm a pussy glove because I'm wearing gloves and it's 98 degrees out.

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