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A milk that you produce with your hands and with help from the one and only fluffy kitten.
Sam's goldfish got milked the other night.. The flavour was baby's nappy flavoured goldfish milk.
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A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.
Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.
A moment when two people are in an argument, but can agree on something in the middle. It has to do with balance, like a scale. Fish have scales. Goldfish are delish. Therefore, it is a goldfish moment.
bob thinks joe is smarter. joe thinks bob is smarter. they realize they are equally smart and come to a consensus that bobs intelligence=joes intelligence; goldfish moment
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What you say when a girl says "I have a boyfriend."
girl - "I have a boyfriend."
guy - "I have a goldfish."
girl - "what?"
Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."
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Its worse than ur dog gay its terrible if you say it to a person they will shit them self immediately.
jess: ur dog gay
you: ur goldfish gay
jess : (shits herself and curls up in a ball and fucks off to mexico)
An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
1.push erect penis down
2. Put goldfish on penis
3. Let go penis
4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)
5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
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