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Just a normal animal...
Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!
Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk
Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.
“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’
A group of online people that make up the community of: fans, friends, and followers of the silly, yet sexy live-streamer/content creator Miss Red who is often referred to as “Momma Goose.” The men are referred to as “Goose” and the ladies as “Goosie Gals.”
Person: The Gooses love Miss Red so much; she has quite the loyal following.
The Gooses: She is always telling us that we are “loved and important” and lives by her motto - Creating Smiles NO MATTER the way!
- goose it -
Verb: to goose
: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*
*fire*
*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”
And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.
"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"
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everything and anything
That girl is a goose.
Doing the dishes is a goose.
This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.
Its hard for a goose in the world today.
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