graktung

Pronounced ‘grac-tongue’. Graktung means victory is ours.

“i haven’t attempted to killed my self all day, graktung’

46👍 5👎

clapped

Pronounced clap-ed. When someone is so ugly that they deserve to be slapped.

“jesus, he’s clapped as fuck’

Alfie

Pronounced ‘al-fie’. Alfies are the most hilarious, helpful and sweet people on the planet. The Alfie i know is one of my best friends and is known by all for being awfully polite but at the same time full of jokes and fun. Alfie’s have so much character and are the guy that everyone loves and wants to be around :) Alfies always have the best stories and are up for anything, they’ll never fail to put a smile on your face. The Alfie i know is hilarious, original, friendly, polite, easy to talk to, fun to be around and a complete gentleman :)

“wtf Alfie?!”

10👍 8👎

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’