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A group of males who successfully pick up women on a consistent basis. They strive to seduce the most beautiful of women, but as the night wears on they tend to lower their standards. If a member of a Grease Team hooks up with an unattractive girl, his "Greasiness" level rises.
"Dude, did you see Taylor last night? He was SOOOO greasy!
I know, man! He hooked up with such a grenade! Grease Team for life!"
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Location in New Brunswick, New Jersey that serves sandwiches that constitute meals-on-a-roll. Most famous example is a "Fat Bitch," which consists of chicken fingers, french fries, cheesesteak, mozzerella sticks, ketchup, lettuce, and mayo. If one is able to eat five of these sandwiches in 10 minutes, that person can have a sandwich named after him/her and create it however they wish.
When visiting my friend, I always go to the grease trucks to eat.
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Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.
He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!
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An automotive mechanic.
The word can be derisive or affectionate.
My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.
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A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.
My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.
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A term used for an unattractive girl with oily skin
Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?
Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.
When your asshole is so tight that even a greased up BB can't fit up your ass.
He missed the easy shot because he had a common case of Grease BB.
That guy had Grease BB on the pitching mound because he couldn't throw a strike.
I had Grease BB giving my speech in front of my class today.