half-assed

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.

I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.

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fuck half

Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.

"Damn! Did you see the fuck half on that broad?"

"Hell yah! She had that proper thickness!"

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half-gasm

when you're jacking off and you're not really feeling it yet but you cum anyways and you end up feeling horny again soon thereafter. usually happens when you're in a rush or about to get caught.

i was wacking it to some hot pics of jenna juggs 'til i heard someone knocking and i half-gasmed. total buzzkill.

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Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

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Half Send

When someone doesn't want to go full send

Wanna do nose beers? Or are you a half send kinda guy?

#Nelk

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Hoot and a half

When describing an event or occasion that will be fun or entertaining.

"Hey do you want to go to Patricia Holten's party tomorrow?"
"Yeah sure! It'll be a hoot and a half"

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