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A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..
when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."
When a man or woman’s lays on arm or hand to make numb then proceeds to perform handjob on self or partner
Dam my arms numb guess I’ll give myself that phantom handjob
The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
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"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"
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When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"
man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"
man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"
When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"
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