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The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"
A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..
when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."
When you get a handjob from a married woman wearing her wedding ring.
I got a steel handjob from my buddies mom at the bar last night.
When someone is giving you a handjob, and begins spinning your dick like a helicopter's rotor, at which point you scream "Get to the chopper now" at them in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
"Yo Brittany was stroking me off last week and it turned into an Austrian handjob. She said my accent needed work"
while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.
a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.
b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.
a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?