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One of the coolest Mexicans alive, has a lot of secret admirers, is very loyal and can be trusted, lots of people want to be seen with him.
Friend: do you believe in God
Guillermo Hernandez: I am god
A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn
Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez
The act of giving head whilst drinking Bepsi
Alexia just pulled off a Dirty Hernandez in the back room
so mf annoying no one likes her so insecure so ugly small titties never will get a bf. and thats on period boo. shes built like a circle. her best friends talk trash abt her.
person 1: ew look its vicky hernandez
person 2: *throws up*
person 3: shes so annoying and no one likes her shes ugly asf
It's when you get pulled out of class and a Hernandez comes and fucks you but then gets caught
"Oh no guys she got pulled out of class, shes gonna get Hernandezed
The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
A girl so fine, she’ll make you whip your cock out just with a look
Damn bro yesterday Erika Hernandez looked at me y me saque el caballo y me quedé pasmao