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a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis
John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.
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When a man tries to hide his micro penis in a womans vagina that isnt shaven
Man 1: Yo i tried hiding in the bush with this one girl
Man 2: Well, well, well, the micro penis murderer has shown himself
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To blasphemise on a dooshe pickle
Let's play hide the pickle with your disrespectful father
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Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.
What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.
Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
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a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.
Hide-the-salami
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
Dennis: (smiles)
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
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The act of a man sticking a pickle into another mans ass and once the lights are turned off the man who has the pickle in his ass hides as the other man tries to find the pickle and eat it from the mans ass.
Hey Harout, wanna come over and play hide the pickle?
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Climate "scientists" deliberately hid the sharp post-1960 decline in temperature proxy data and laughed about "Mike's Nature trick" among themselves.
It's one of many smoking guns extracted from the CRU hack. (Note that it may actually have been a leak and not a hack.)
The phrase itself is now something of a joke, as in "Can't hide the decline, Obama's poll numbers drop again."
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