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dooshe

1. The act of either covering the body of one who has been passed out with either lotion (in the shape of a penis on the stomach), baby powder, cheese, grapes, glue, or any other assorted substance that can be placed on one's inebriated and non-functional body.
2. The act of placing one's penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.

Clark: "Look! Mike has passed out! Let us dooshe him!"
Ron: "With what shall we dooshe him?"
Clark: "I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!"

by Dick Tracy December 20, 2004

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doosh

A word looked on up urban dictionary by those who can't spell douche properly.

Go back and type in doosh

by maka697 November 24, 2003

1105๐Ÿ‘ 312๐Ÿ‘Ž


DOOSH

A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.

Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.

by Cum 5 April 28, 2008

412๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


doosh

The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.

by Mr. Takenocrap September 13, 2004

524๐Ÿ‘ 230๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."

He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.

by Prolixity January 29, 2009

148๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


doosh

The wrong way to spell douche.

I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!

by Mysterio April 27, 2003

222๐Ÿ‘ 158๐Ÿ‘Ž


doosh

The sound you make after you get punched

Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip

by Dan Gold December 30, 2004

166๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž