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A cocky and sassy comeback that usually leaves people speechless
person1: Hey Shut the hell up. person2: Don't you tell me to shut up. person1: uhh I think i just did. person2: ................
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Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."
"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.
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The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once
Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
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An expression used to call out hypocrites, including "environmentalists" with private jets, politicians who send their children to private schools while opposing measures to give other kids the same chance, or those who accuse others of racism while not hiring minorities.
Also the name of a 2005 book by Peter Schweizer, subtitled "Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy."
Hillary Clinton is basicallly proof of Do As I Say Not As I Do.
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when billie eilish broke her own record on instagram to reach 1,000,000 in under six minutes.
Billie Eilish: *breaks record*
Billie Eilish on her story: “i did i t again”
A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.
Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.
Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.
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What you say when you want to turn someone's bones into kinetic sand
I WILL FUCKING TURN YOUR BONES INTO KINETIC SAND BECKY (I⩊I)🔪