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Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
Something you use to masterbate or insert into someone.
Penis. -Mahatma Ghandi
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Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.
There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.
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1. A vital part of a man's physique which he hopes is very large.
2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation
3. Something women love, but never respect
4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble.
1. I have a big penis
2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis))
3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis?
4. Don't always think with your penis
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a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.
John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!
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Kevin Steward definition of the word "penis" (PLURAL)
Singlur: penis
Plural: peni
PENI!!!
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