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80/2=60

According to the Ng's Theory by 8745, a D&T teacher form LSC who broke his leg while chasing a bus. 80/2==60.
8745 is the worst D&T teacher forever. His nickname is DETECTIVE NG or NINJA.
By the AMU times.

Student: Hey 8745, what is the answer of 80/2?
8745: of course 60 la
Therefore: 80/2=60

by BRUH, I'M DETECTIVE NG November 4, 2019


80's Lady

A woman who had her best years in the 1980's and can't get past it. Always looks like she is in a Whitesnake video. Lists Journey as her fave band and likes BBQ flavored corn nuts as a snack.

Scott's mom is a total 80's lady. I don't know what is worse, her taste in snack food or her music. Who is Journey anyway?

by ICT-TARA January 8, 2011

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80 on my wrist

80 on my wrist is a term mostly used by rappers especially Lil Pump . It defines as that person spent 80k or 80 grand oon a watch. That's where the on my wrist comes in.

Bully - "Hey look at this ugly nerd!"
"Ugly Nerd" - "I got 80 on my wrist so you can't say shit."
crowd - "ooh"

by Ha His Name is P. Ennis November 9, 2017

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


accepts in port 80

A male homosexual, one that craves to be on the receptive side of anal intercourse. May also apply to a heterosexual that likes to be penetrated by a strap on.

This phrase seems to originate from Hebrew where it appears as "eats in port 80", a euphemism of "eats in the ass" (80 being the common port number for HTTP requests).

Another (rarer) variant is "accepts in port 8080" (being the HTTP Alternate port as well as the port used by the infamous vulnerability in the Netscape implementation of JVM known as Brown Orifice).

Compare port (definition 4)

So what are you telling me here, that you accept in port 80?

Dude, just because someone likes to wear dresses you can't automatically assume he accepts in port 80.

by I. April 20, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


80's Bush

An unshaven, jungle jenny, amazon woman vagina.

" I really need to break down and buy some razors, Im rockin' a hardcore 80's bush!"

by k~dog May 19, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.

I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?

by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021


80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

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