rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

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rhoid

A hemorrhoid, an inflamed blood vessel on the ass.

Dude, I'd love to take a seat, but the rhoids are flaring up.

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Rhoids

To be on steroids that develops your muscles to exaggeration

Man did you see that guy’s biceps, we must be on rhoids.

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rhoid rage

1. Furious anger brought on by inflamed hemorrhoids (rhoids).

2.Condition brought on by someone or something being a persistent pain in the ass.

The angry man's refusal to take a seat in the waiting room made it clear that he was suffering from rhoid rage.

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Vagi-Rhoid

A vaginal hemmrhoid

"Stay away from her, shes got Vagi-Rhoids"

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rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

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