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A specially designed soundproof helmet that’s used to screen out particularly loud or obnoxious sounds and behavior.
Once the next door neighbors’ pack of yappers begin going ballistic on their front balcony all afternoon, I just slip on my Quiet Hat and keep reading.
The feeling you get when you have worn a hat all day and at the end of the day when you take it off, you feel like you still have it on.
John: Man I gotta take this hat off, its time for bed. *Reaches up but no hat is on* Awh man, I've got a Ghost Hat
Can't get comfortable on that flight?
Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.
He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.
A straw hat is a brimmed hat that is woven out of straw or reeds.
People who wear straw hats do so to let it be known 'all the fucks they give', If one was to add up all those fucks; the total fucks given would be zero.
The wearing of the straw hat is a statement to a judgemental world. That statement is 'Look at all the fucks I give'.
If the wearer is worthy, it can be said the straw hat is wearing him/her
“I’m wearing a straw hat; does it look like I give two fucks?”
Person 1,”Look at that guy wearing a straw hat; he clearly gives no fucks.”
Person 2, “Noman, he's one of the chosen few; the straw hat is wearing him”
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A hat specifically used to keep the Xbox Live headset to your ear while playing Halo 2 after the clip on it has broken and can no longer snap onto the headband. Mostly required due to the fact of poor design on Microsoft's part, why they made it in two parts is still a mystery. Thankfully they corrected their mistake with the 360 headset. Beanies work the best by far.
*signs on to Live*
*joins PPD's party*
OMK: Yo
PPD: *muffled noises*
OMK: What?
PPD: *Thump* Hang on man *Shhf* I gotta get my damn Halo Hat *Scrff*
OMK: Just buy a new mic dude...
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