The greatest band ever to grace the planet
whoever dislikes Iron Maiden should be shot
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When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It
Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"
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A stern, unyielding, unwavering, taxing, unabating, arduous, demanding person.
Dick had an unearned reputation for being an Iron Ass, but he was actually a draft dodger, and stooge for the military industrial complex.
To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather
It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!
An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.
The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements
A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
It usually means: A homosexual that will never admit that he/she is homosexual
Angel has an iron closet, they'll never tell ANYONE they're homosexual