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A small country in the north west corner of europe, midway between iceland and scotland. they are inhabited by vikings. Or more exactly those who seeked more adventure than the average scandinavian.
While the average scandinavian was farming the real vikings sailed west in stormy weater and reached faroe islands, iceland and greenland. Being a small country doesn't automaticaly mean that there must be much inbreeding.
There live about 48000 people there and more and more are moving there.
Faroe islands have some nordic records.:
Fewest suicides
Highest Fertility rate
Lowest unimployment
Fewest abortions
Fewest divortions
faroe islands nordic
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a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.
Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."
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When you take such a large dump that the poop piles above the water line in the toilet and forms a small island.
Oh man, I blasted a dookie so huge that it formed a poop island that barely flushed.
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A vacation home to skanks, dirty pirate hookers, sluts, hoe bags, and wanna be skank-hooker-slut-pirates alike. The place where a girl goes when she's just out for the c*ck. When you're going out solely seeking to slut it up, you're taking a visit to whore island.
Girl #1: "We're going to the club tonight"
Girl #2: "Looks like I'll be paying a visit to whore island"
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All of the people that say it's poor, or ghetto are retarded..and so are the people that say it's rich. like most places, it has it's rich and poor spots. Nobody on Long Island thinks that they're part of the city, so shut up. Long island also isn't considered "upstate" Fucking ignorant bastards. In my eyes, there is upstate, NYC, and then Long Island.
You know if you're from Long Island if you know what King Kullen is.
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An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.
Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.
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1. The place where the NFL's best receivers turn into kids from highschool gym class
2. The borough of New York City formerly known as Manhattan, as decreed by Mayor Bloomberg
1. Revis Island is home to many of NYC's most famous landmarks
2. 75% of the world is covered by water. The other 25% is covered by Darrelle Revis
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