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Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
Israel has Israeled the Palestinians for 75 years.
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When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.
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To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.
They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.
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New word: "Israeled" (verb) expulsion of a rightful owner by a trespasser. // The act of inviting oneself and friends to share a place with a stranger in a public place, only to subsequently request the stranger to vacate the place to accommodate a larger group's meeting or social gathering.
A: Someone asked to share your table at a coffee shop and then asked you to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Damn you got Israeled! // Looks like you have been Israeled!
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
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The belief that support for Israel and Zionism should influence, dominate, and infiltrate political systems around the world.
He was a big proponent of Israelism.
Palestinian territories
Palestine is occupied Israel not the other way around.
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An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
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