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Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.
Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.
Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider
Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.
Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.
A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.
"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"
* In the heart of the city, a tall and mighty figure stands, His skin like rich mahogany, strong and sure are his hands. Brave in the face of adversity,he never backs down from a fight, With courage as deep as oceans, he shines with inner light.Humble is his nature; despite all that he's achieved Never boasting or bragging; it's kindness that he weaves.Working hard day by day to build a better world for all, He labors not for glory but answers duty's call.Well-mannered and gracious in every word and deed Respectful to all around him - this man takes little heed Of praise or adulation instead seeks only peace And spreads love through actions that will never cease.A towering presence yet gentle at heart so true The embodiment of strength wrapped up in virtue too For those who know him well can attest without doubt That within beats a spirit kind beyond measure throughout.
Java I love you. Java my heart and soul.
the best......OK IM DONE NOPE NOPE
REALLY GRAPE IM NOT DOING JAVA
a programming language which is the bane of my existence
java is the bane of my existence
a very handsome person . one who is very smart. usually dates someone whos name starts with a "C" like christi or a chloe. javas is an indian baby name that means quick . Javas plays basketball or football and is secretly good at singing . Javas is a nervous person. feels like he is always going to get a bad response . hesitating
javas is so handsome
did you see javas with "C" the other day
why is javas so nervous