Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads
“Head count?”
“There is a kale”
Usually seen in multiplayer games, from Mandarin "ka le", sometimes netizens use it to cover up their bad gaming ability
Kale
A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you