abra-kebab

The act of making a kebab disappear into your mouth at 3am on a Saturday night, to make it reappear minutes later on the back of the taxi driver's head.

"Ahh man, I did an Abra-kebab last night."

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booted kebab

A lebanese females vagina;

Imagine a kebab with all the trimmings, onion, humus, lettuce, cheese, chicken, beef and all those sauces then image it being booted with full force. At the exact point of impact when the kebab begins to somewhat wrap around the foot of the person kicking it before it is propelled a few metres away is what a lebanese girls vagina looks like

random: "met this filthy leb chick the other night and went back to her place, had to run when i saw the booted kebab she had for a pussy!!!"

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Donna Kebab

When Two Guys Get in a Threesome with a Woman Named Donna, and Take her From Each end. (Spit Roast)

Nathan and Dan Took her out the back and made a donna Kebab

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Shish kebab

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.

David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"

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smelly kebab

A terrorist who reeks of curry

Oh look more smelly kebabs

Allow The Kebabs

A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.

That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs

Mr. Kebab

The best Kebab chef of all time!
He has carefully mastered the art of Kebab making.
If you meet him, you shall say "ONE KEBAB PLEASE!" and you shall not be disappointed.

-OMG IT'S MR. KEBAB, GO ASK HIM FOR A KEBAB!
-OK!
...
-ONE KEBAB PLEASE!
- COMING RIGHT UP 😏