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Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

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and then I got laid

An expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amusement of the audience.

Last night I was at a party and there was this girls that I thought I new but then when I got a little closer I realized it wasn't the girl I thought it was...and then I got laid.

by WestSideMcFly May 20, 2010

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get laid picks

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick among your pocket's contents will impress a girl (generally in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! January 3, 2006

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laid out

gettin krunk on the chloroform

nigga gettin laid out

by mike meyers February 24, 2007

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get laid picks

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick in your pocket will impress a girl (usually in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! January 3, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laid a nuclear egg

An eggy like fart that smell so overpowering that the stench makes people sick and can fill a whole room

Bro!? Omg it smells loud N eggy.
omg the stench is overpowering in this room โ€œWho laid a nuclear eggโ€ I think Iโ€™m going to vomit
whom ever did that needs to check their drawz on my mama

by Tyrantblizzard02 July 14, 2023


chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a

1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce

by tacobellstreet April 30, 2016