The Lawn Chair

the act of fucking a woman in the ass,and mid fucking you pull out so she shits all over your cock.you then spin her around 3 times,no more no less.then she cleans of your cock and sucks you off.then after you finish you piss all over her.

"Hey Frank,you remember that bitch Tracy from high school?"

"Yea what about her?"

"I hit her with The Lawn Chair last night,she ran out of my house crying."

11👍 6👎

Lawn Guyland

The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!

Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!

78👍 61👎

lawn gnome

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

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Lawn Fairies

the guy who said its a soccer player

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns

9👍 4👎

lawn clippings

Its when pot leaves or tobacco is mixed in with the weed as a filler

Guy 1: Nigga the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: yea the welfare check aint come in yet

lawn brownie

Dog Shit-

Why the hell is Stella baking lawn brownies in the living room?

Lawn bowls

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”