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Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.
you: This has been one crazy friday.
Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!
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Defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.
Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.
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To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.
Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.
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A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.
Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.
"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence
"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve
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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy
"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl
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The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.
Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.
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A person that consumes cannabis late at night. Usually someone who doesn't want to get caught by others, most likely parents. These people will sometimes invest in a vaporizer, for more stealth toking.
Cole's parents seen the movie Reefer Madness so to avoid any backlash from his parents about his consumption of marijuana, he invested in a vape and switched to only smoking at night time when they were asleep. Thanks to this switch, he no longer gets lectured about the 'dangers' of this harmless herb. He is now considered a Midnight Toker.
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You are banging a chick at the top of the stairs near midnight, she has her hands on the first step down for a good angle. When the clock hits midnight you knock her arms out and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.
Lucy was an innocent school girl, unlucky for her Johnny enjoys himself some Midnight Toboggan.
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