Millennial Bullshit

A desire to fake creativity and individuality or trying to acquire it as quickly as possible through money or shortcuts or other superficial means.

Can be used as a catch all term for the general uncommitting, minimum effort and shortcut based mentality that young people tend to have.

This behaviour is most commonly found in millennials but is not exclusive to them.

Ben Saint: "Hello Fresh is quintessential millennial bullshit!"

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millennial mullet

A Manbun , a new hair style to replace the traditional mullet hair style. Also known as mullet 2.0, very popular with the white trash and the hipster community.

Let's not eat here this place is full of millennial mullets

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millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

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ok millennial

When millennials start saying some ignorant and closed minded, and hypocritical things and Zoomers are tired of their behaviour.

Millennial: Young people these days should care more about the environment. *continues to use plastic ramen bowls and styrofoam takeouts*

Zoomer: ok millennial

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millennial autism

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.

I'm sorry Your son had Millennial Autism

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millennial gray

The sad depressive hue of the color gray which many millennials coat their life in. The color reflects how Millennials went from non-sense happiness, looking at cartoon network and Nickelodeon in the 90's to Inflation and depression in the early 2020's.

Dude, you really painted your room that your are renting with five other people to Millennial Gray? It really shows how old you are.

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Millennial Breakfast

A continental breakfast for millennial's consisting of sourdough toast & avocado topped with pumpkin, chia or sunflower seed. Traditionally consumed whilst listening to a podcast & washed down with a small glass of kefir.

I love that hotel they do a great millennial breakfast

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