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Wojtek’s a pretty funny and amazing guy. He may be a little awkward at first- nah that’s a lie. He’s never awkward. Ever. If you’re ever having a bad day talk to him, even tho it’s a pretty fuckin uncommon name, we still love him. He’s popular, funny, kind and loving. He’ll treat you amazingly and will constantly always care and love you.
‘I feel upset’
‘Wojtek can help he’s funny and kind!’
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Polish motherfucker. The type of guy that wears jacket in summer.
-Do you know Wojtek?
-No
Wojtek is a magical friend has a sense of humor is a dream Boyfriend friend .and Is a European boy is funny,weird,Cute.
Get that Wojtek In here
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1. Roughly four days worth of stuble.
" Dude... shave that wojtek already!"
" wow nice Wojtek you got there, having a rough week?
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Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”
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1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession
“ I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.
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