Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.

“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.

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Piss Missile

When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.

“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”

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snow missile

when a guy cums, his sperm flies across the room and splooshes against the wall, floor, hot women.

last night i impressed my girlfriend by doing a snow missile

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Meat missile

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

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Cruise Missile

A "cruise missile is a fat joint, blunt, spliff, hogleg. A very potent strain of marijuana has been named after the insane actor. If you smoke a cruise missle you will get stupid high just like Tom.

I was laughing like a manic after we smoked a cruise missile.

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Meat missiles

Used to refer to ones legs while they are producing a large amount of power

Gerald over there was dropping some serious meat missiles on that last 400m rep. I can tell because the track is partially torn up

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Russian missile

When a Russian Male pours a bottle of Smirnoff up his ass and then he shits it into a polish males mouth

Russian missile

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