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Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 2, 2015


missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018


missouri girl

Usually blonde. Usually brown eyes. Mormon has a stubborn personality and thinks she has arizona girl qualities. Also has fair skin and pertruding lips that are nice and full

She's got a missouri girl smile

by Dragonlover47 December 16, 2017


Rothville, Missouri

ONE of the smallest hell holes in north central missouri its quiet and boring theres a bank a gun shop and a pop machine if u would like to get a glimpse of your future (in hell) come vistit my town

heyy wanna hang out after school? sure r we goin to the gun shop or the pop machine? oh yea rothville, missouri rox

by Bobbi Lee December 15, 2010


Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022


Missouri boy

someone who doesn’t even have hand soap in they bathroom.

He’s a “Missouri boy” he got dookie stains on his boxers and flexes someone else’s money. probably a drunk might even do meth. Most likely spreading stds, most likely racist and doesn’t know how to take rejection, probably has anger issues. tells a girl he loves her and cheats on her. Definitely a liar.

by a Missouri girl but bad. January 29, 2021


Missouri martini

A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.

I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!

by Mmac January 1, 2018

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