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mom

someone that makes you do homework and doesn't help you ever and always corrects you in sentences you are saying

me:says finna
my mom:its 'about to'

by zeroism April 9, 2021


Mom

A human that tells you to clean your room and you may not like it but you should love and respect your mother (mike)

I love my mom

by EbAg the great November 9, 2020


mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 7, 2022


Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 5, 2019


Mom

The worst person in the universe

I'm writing this to piss off my Mom

by I hate my mom very very much November 11, 2021

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Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019


mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022