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When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.
John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"
Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
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getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.
i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street
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A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.
Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.
1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.
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That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.
The water cooler on Superbowl Monday is pretty crowded.
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A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.
Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)
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The day of the week where everyone forgets about their worries, doesn’t think about their futures or money problems and can just live in the moment.
Don’t worry about it, it’s fuck it Monday, you can worry about it tomorrow.
Phrase used to describe bad news.
Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...
Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.