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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.

???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍

by simp:D November 10, 2021


Mont Kiara

1) name of location in Kuala Lumpur, fall under Segambut constituency
2) an area where stupid rich and expats live
3) verb; jogging

i.e: Hey bro, lets mont kiara (jogging) today!

by covitards March 26, 2020


monte gents

sandton boys have relocated and have become scarier. if you have a hun she's not yours, she is getting chowed by the chipmunks statues, monte gents are luh twizzys who gather in groups of 5+ and are told to come and pose for music videos.

yoh did you hear? that hun is getting passed like a choef at white jols by these monte gents

be careful! monte gents bite

by indianhun111 June 18, 2022


monte cassino

a school that produces kellians and basic bitches

“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino”

by kellianhj October 10, 2019


Mont

A Goofy Person ; silly rabbit tricks are for kids

you really think I’ll give u my last 20 dollars, you mont .

by ze2raw February 12, 2020


mont

Mont is the best guy you would ever meet he doesn't even need a definition in thes sorry ass dictionary hes just that guy

Ladies get you a mont

by idekigio November 21, 2021


the 'Mont

The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.

Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!

by danstanton September 11, 2022