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A period of time in which one doesn't bust a nut
The first time you bust a nut after will often feel incredible
"I wank too much"
"Do a dry month"
"That's a while to go without wanking"
"But it'd feel sooo good at the end"
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December for black people in South Africa.
Occurs every at the end of every month when people get paid.
Yoh yoh yoh its month end boi!!!!!!
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When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.
Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.
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Straight month is in July celebrating People who are heterosexual
Yo John
John: what
You celebrating Straight month
,:John: yeah
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Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.
Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?
Sue: For my birthday.
Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?
Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.
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to be honest, idk why we have this, but today is the first day of pride month (aka, June)
Happy pride month my homo pals :)
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proof that one direction left school at an early age. 18 months somehow equals 6 god damn mf years
1d: yeah we’ll definitely be back it’s just a hiatus for about 18 months
me: bitch 18 months my ass