Moose

The host of Noggin.
The Chad of all Moose

Moose: It's gonna be a fantastic day!
Kids: (let's play!)
Moose: Everybody Shout Hooray!
Kids: (Hooray!)
Moose: I'm using my Noggin Today!
Kids: (Oh Yeah!)
Moose: I'm Using My Noggin Today!

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Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.

The Moose is a stupid dickhead.

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Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

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moose

A large brown animal with big antlers.They reproduce by nasal sex.

Wow that animal is brown and has big antlers and is having nasal sex!It must be a MOOSE!

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Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

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Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

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moose

If an object or thing is in some way, shape or form horse like then i can be described alterantivley, as being moose like

Lisanne is a dark moose

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