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It means clipping your nails you sick fuck
Let's go to my place for some nail clipping and chill
Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
He speaks the language of unspoken rizz quite literally. the phrase "Nyes" causes the female species within a 50 km radius to pass out, his nostrils resemble a double barrel shotgun from fortnite attracting all the UWU E-Girls. he has sharp green hunter eyes like an eagle 🦅 which can scout any of the opposing gender from hundreds of kilometers away.
he is the danger, he is the one who knocks!
a group of woman talking in the girls changing room about Nail RWA, sweat falls from their faces as they dream about him and his fan fictions.
Nail RWA walks slides into the changing room booty cheeks 🍑 naked like cristiano ronaldo going for a slide tackle. his scent of Kentucky sauce causes condensation on the women's glasses as they stare vigorously at his ingrown toe 'nails'. after the slide. he walks like a duckling towards a girl, sniffs her pinky and talks to the pinky in not understandable unspoken rizz causing the nail to fall off.
he leaves the room like a duck
the first girls screams loudly: OMGGGGGG DADDY NAILY
THE END
A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".
We're going to have an epic game of Nail Log tonight, BYOH
Short for Nail Credit, 'Nail Cred' stems from being nailed in a back alley. The more Nail Cred one racks up, the more one can be nailed in a back alley.
Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.
The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.
Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"
EXAMPLES:
Lorenzo: "Saunders has been racking up some serious Nail Cred with me recently. I think it's time he cashed it in"
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.
The act of smoking many cigarettes in a short amount of time.
Did you guys see Kenny last night? He got wasted and was ripping nails in his underwear all night.
The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.
"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"