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Romanians named Tudor

Annoying perverts who aspire to become Pedophiles. And are also worse at Latin than me but won't admit it because their annoying.

Joe: He's acting like Romanians named Tudor.
Steve: Oh, that's how you know it's gotten bad.

by urmomifyed September 14, 2022


romanian teethcleaning

Inserting the base of a toothbrush into your asshole, with which you thrust into your partners mouth, effectively cleaning her pearly whites.

Johnny gave his girl a Romanian teethcleaning to punish her for wearing less and going out more.

by Clever ruse February 29, 2016


Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024


Romanian Trenchcoat

When a man takes his scrotum, stretches and wraps it around another man's penis and proceeds to jerk him off.

Kurtis gave me the Romanian Trenchcoat last night.

by Rob De'Wealthy May 25, 2023


Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .

I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !

by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024

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Romanian Twissle Wizzle

A fellatio act that has been perfected over centuries in Romania. Its an adaptation of several different techniques, in which the male is in a seated position and the female gymnastically arcs the lower part of her body with her ass more specifically bumhole pointing into the males face.

The techniques include:

A chinese burn hand job working the shaft,

a sprial-like oral mopoofsof her mouth on the tip and mid shaft of the penis.

And the most important aspect during the course of this act she intermittently lefts of poofs of he ass gasses, untill the male climaxes at which point she proceeds to cover his face in chocolate thunder.

That chick gave me the romanian twissle wizzle last-night and besides the clean up, it was worth it

by Bob Johnson 69420 February 26, 2022


Romanian

A listener of "manele" they can be found allover the globe, but most are in romania.

Dude why are you listening to manele? Are you Romanian ?

by FlaviuZZZ September 19, 2021