When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.
Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
Quichalam is the act of fishing for shit in homeless shelter urinals with your penile regional.
BD: "I just spent te entire weekend practicing quichalam"
Z: "Type shit on god! I needa get in on the quichalaming"
Sexford Bishop: "Is it aight if I quichalam before I put it in, tye shit"
Chooch: "I haven't even gotten an STD yet! This is the best"