thanks for the r

when you text someone and they don't reply for a long time without reasoning

dude 1-(3:30 pm) hey dude, wanna hang later?
(4:30 pm)
(5:30 pm)
(6:30 pm)
(7:30 pm)
dude 1-(8:30 pm) hey man thanks for the r
dude 2-(8:50) oh sorry man i was playing X-Box

thank you

special code words which appear genuine but actually mean fuck you. also see "trust me"

Thank you for your loyal support.

good thanks

1. Personal declaration of sainthood.
2. All utterances of a goodthanker

Phil:"Hey mate, how you doing?"

Dave:"I'm good, thanks."

Thank god

A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.

>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?

thanks for sharing

sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.

Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."

Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."

Thank You

What people say when they got nothing else to say back.

Person:Your a dumbazz bitch.
Victim:Thank you.

Thank God

Everything went my way.

I got my dildo in the mail, THANK GOD.