thanks for the r

when you text someone and they don't reply for a long time without reasoning

dude 1-(3:30 pm) hey dude, wanna hang later?
(4:30 pm)
(5:30 pm)
(6:30 pm)
(7:30 pm)
dude 1-(8:30 pm) hey man thanks for the r
dude 2-(8:50) oh sorry man i was playing X-Box

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thank you

special code words which appear genuine but actually mean fuck you. also see "trust me"

Thank you for your loyal support.

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good thanks

1. Personal declaration of sainthood.
2. All utterances of a goodthanker

Phil:"Hey mate, how you doing?"

Dave:"I'm good, thanks."

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Thank god

A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.

>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?

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thanks for sharing

sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.

Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."

Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."

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Thank You

What people say when they got nothing else to say back.

Person:Your a dumbazz bitch.
Victim:Thank you.

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Thank God

Everything went my way.

I got my dildo in the mail, THANK GOD.

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