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Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 6, 2023


turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022


Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023


geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023


The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

by Pushmataha January 30, 2023


booky raving geezer

A male who typically possesses qualities of acting out of the ordinary and as being mentally unstable

Do you see that huge over there with the face tattoo, hes a booky raving geezer he is!

by BookyRavingGeezer420 April 27, 2017


Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 27, 2019