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When a guy and a small child looking man go into the bathroom of a KFC together. The tall man ingests 200 grams of cocaine and then has the small man rub his balls on his stomach. After 30 seconds of this, the tall man will proceed to ejaculate 200 grams of dry cocaine all over the KFC walls therefore creating the Portuguese Blizzard.
Yo dad follow me into the KFC bathroom so I can show you how to make The Portuguese Blizzard
A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.
The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.
To shit in a fan so that it blows all around getting everywhere.
Man I gave Eboni a Virginian Blizzard while she was sleeping. She woke up mad as hell.
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babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.
Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!
Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.
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The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
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When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.
When you give a hand job with snow.
Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow
Buffalo Blizzard!
Because western ny is covered in snow!
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hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech
Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!
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